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Joke of the Day

"Why did America remove the ""u"" from ""colour""? Because fuck u that's why"

"I told a chem joke today... There was no reaction."

"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."

"What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother? I genuinely care about your mother."

"Your Mother is like Communism... Shared by everyone."

"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."

"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"

"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."

"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."

"I don't mind head lice, unless I have to take them out of people's hair. But that's just me nitpicking."