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Joke of the Day

"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."

"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""

"What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell"

"Girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot some kids in you"

"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."

"So Sports Authority is going out of business. I hear their competitors are real Dicks."

"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."

"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."