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Joke of the Day
"What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**"
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"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."
"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"
"A piece of toast and an egg walk in to a bar.... The bartender goes, ""Hey! Woah! Nuh uh. We don't service breakfast here!"""
"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."
"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"
"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"