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Joke of the Day
"1998: stop playing pokemon and go outside 2016: stop playing pokemon and come inside"
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"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I said... Some black guy would rob me..."
"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"
"So a scientist working the Large Hadron Collider lied on some lab reports He's a real Higgs Boso"
"What does the bees do with their honey? They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."
"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"
"[The Bachelor] Some of you will be getting roses tonight... [bee in the back] AW HELL YEAH"
"Masturbating while hooked up to a heart monitor can really mess with a hospital staff They never know if you're coming or going"