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Joke of the Day

"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"

"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"

"Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar."

"Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now."

"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"Sorry I yelled ""SURPRISE!"" when you caught me in bed with your husband. I was unaware that you don't like surprises."

"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."