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Joke of the Day
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
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"whats the best way to go cliff diving? without the body of water"
"If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van"
"What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ? They both shafted minors in the 1980's."
"Butterflies have 1,200 eyes. That means they spend 7 months taking out their contacts every night."
"A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted."
"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"
"Another knee-slapper by my 8 year old brother. Which president likes doing laundry? George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart."
"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"