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Joke of the Day

"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."

"What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

"Apparently, ""he's an army officer"" isn't the correct response to ""who's your daddy""."

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."

"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."

"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."

"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."