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Joke of the Day

"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"

"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."

"A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland... Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued."

"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"

"My 21yr old son: ""Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support"" *slow wink*"

"Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone"

"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."

"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."

"I don't get what's up with Black Friday. All Fridays matter, guys."

"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."