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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes? Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there?!'"
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"A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."""
"Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane."
"What do you call a group of emos? The Suicide Squad"
"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"
"HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone ""if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person"" even if we smile as we say it."
"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."
"How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don't show it to her."
"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."