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Joke of the Day
"So a scientist working the Large Hadron Collider lied on some lab reports He's a real Higgs Boso"
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"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"
"The difference between an European that feels fat and an American that feels the same? The European goes to the gym, the American goes to Jim's."
"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."
"Wanna hear a good joke? Woman's rights"
"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"
"What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment"
"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."
"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."
"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."