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"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
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"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"
"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""
"A turkey was about to cross the road... when a chicken appeared and said ""dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"""
"If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad ""iPhone 5S for $1 only"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!"