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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time."
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"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."
"Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer"
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""
"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""
"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"
"How many Freudian Analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to screw it in and the other to hold the penis---ladder!! I meant ladder..."
"CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!"
"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."