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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time."
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"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."
"My favorite part of a marathon is... My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka."
"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."
"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"
"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"
"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."