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Joke of the Day

"A turkey was about to cross the road... when a chicken appeared and said ""dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"""

"What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !"

"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""

"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."

"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"

"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"

"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"Chinese girls just aren't that into me. I wish I had more of a Tai Pei personality."

"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"