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Joke of the Day

"The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!"

"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"

"Two necrophiles are discussing their love lives. Necrophile 1: What happened with you and Brenda? Necrophile 2: Ah, you know how it is. . .the rotten cunt split on me."

"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"

"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."

"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."

"Did you hear about the crack addict that got trapped in a pyramid? He had to sarcophagi for the drug money"

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"God's Gift Difference between talent and god's gift: A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject. -This is god's gift."

"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."