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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"

"*Scrawls ""HELP ME, MY PARENTS ARE VEGANS!"" on gas station restroom mirror*"

"I wish I could reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades Of Gray Like the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."

"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."

"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."

"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"

"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch them all."