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Joke of the Day

"I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers."

"How do bees go to school? They take the buzz"

"What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August? A leotard"

"Why is it a bad idea to snort cocaine out of someone's butthole? It's been tainted"

"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."

"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"

"What do two gay guys have for breakfast? AIDS and bacon."

"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."

"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."

"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""