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Joke of the Day

"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"

"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."

"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"

"Why are midgets so skinny? Because they eat h*elf*ally"

"Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?"

"I just found out I had sex with a monkey in a previous life You cant blame me though because it was really long ago, and I was the first Human that wasnt fully a monkey myself."

"I always scroll to see how long an article is before I don't read it."

"The greatest distance in the Universe is the one between how people think they look in a Hummer limo, and how they actually look."

"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."

"I am gonna die with this joke http://www.thegeekbyte.com/install-wordpress-localhost/"