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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"
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"My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... ""NahImmastay"""
"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."
"My girlfriend is like ketchup. I always bang her on the table."
"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"
"HAD LOTS OF ESPRESSO. TWEETING FROM THE MOON. I LIVE HERE NOW. IT IS NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE. 1 OUT OF 5 STARS: NOT RECOMMENDED"
"What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time? The Age Of Ultron."
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"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""