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Joke of the Day
"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."
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"How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke."
"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."
"[Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
"Mad Cow Disease Q: Why do cows get the mad cow disease? A: Anyone would go mad if someone squeezes your tits four times a day, but only let you have sex once an year!"
"Girl: I think we should just be friends Me: ya okay, but I get to be Chandler!"
"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."
"How bout a fortune cookie that tells you not to take advice from shitty dessert."
"What do you call a horny Egyptian king that ate at White Castle? Toot-N-Cummin!"