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Joke of the Day

"What did Michael Jackson say at the bank? ""Make that change"""

"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."

"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."

"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"

"I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach."

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"My friends' girlfriend gets diagnosed with cancer.. He proposed to her on the spot. See ladies, it's not that men can't be spontaneous and romantic, we just don't like long term commitment"

"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"

"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."

"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."