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Joke of the Day

"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."

"Have you heard that story about that man who gets surprised a lot? It was a tale of WOAH!"

"What did the Chinese man give his daughter? A clothes hanger."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"Who Died? The husband comes home drunk. His wife asks him: -Where have you been?! -**At the cemetery...** - And who died? -**You won't believe it: they are all died**"

"What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations? There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach."

"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"

"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."