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Joke of the Day

"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""

"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it"

"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"

"If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet... Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?"

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."

"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"

"NY Friend: ""You're in LA, you don't have to shovel anything!"" Me: ""Yeah? These heaps of broken dreams wont get off the sidewalk themselves."""

"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs. Hawking"

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."