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Joke of the Day

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"

"My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf."

"What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground"

"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."

"The best part of working out is the sweating and the pain and the feeling bad about myself and the burning desire to die"

"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""

"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Bonus joke: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef!! Double Bonus: What do you call a cow with one leg stuck in the ground? Steak!!!"