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Joke of the Day
"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."
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"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."
"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""
"Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium."
"I got arrested for following my dream. The owner of that Ferrari thought I was a hitman shading him."
"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"
"Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd."