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Joke of the Day

"My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ""cunt."" I suppose she has a point, I really should make an effort to learn her mother's real name."

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"

"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""

"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"

"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."

"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""

"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."

"How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar."

"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"

"""Walk it off"" does not apply to everything. Stupidity, for example. You're not walking that shit off unless it's in to oncoming traffic"