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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?"
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"What do you call someone who stands on the left side of an escalator? A fucking asshole."
"""Wanna hear a joke?"" I asked my wife... ""I reddit"" she replied."
"My girlfriend was crying because she had gum in her hair. I told her to cut it out."
"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"
"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."
"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."
"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."
"Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it..."
"I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because I put the ""semen"" in amusement park."