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Joke of the Day

"Me: *in bed with dogs* *car drives down street* Dogs: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A NOISE WHILE OUR HUMAN IS SLEEPING, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"

"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."

"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."

"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork."

"Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq? Because he asked for Ice-es"

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."

"Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person."

"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."