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Joke of the Day

"What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office? ...Is it mine?"

"I'm expended, I'm expensive, And I'm expanded. ... Ijkwim."

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."

"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"

"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."

"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."

"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? ""I'm stuck on you!"""

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."

"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"