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Joke of the Day
"What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office? ...Is it mine?"
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"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
"[restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN"
"Thank god this election is over. .....I almost forgot what real commercials were like."
"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."
"Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft? I dunno. Let's google it!"
"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."
"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."