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Joke of the Day
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
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"What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? Actibia."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"
"What do you call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."
"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."
"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."
"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"