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Joke of the Day

"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a bad skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"Broken pencils... ...are pointless."

"Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor."

"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."

"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."

"Does the circle of life... become a sphere in 3D?"

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it."

"If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest."