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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
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"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
"I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes."
"Got the invite to your wedding. Thanks! Sadly, your blatant overuse of illegible, ornate script fonts means I don't know when or where it is"
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
"A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine She was a candid eight."
"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."