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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind, probably."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""

"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."

"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"

"My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger."

"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."

"""911 wats ur emergency"" hi-- huh? um-- so, uh-- ah. oh geez. well im only just now realizimg that the girl at the bar gave me a fake number"