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Joke of the Day

"A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat."

"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."

"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."

"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"

"My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money."

"Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be."

"Q: Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? A: Because he was a gold fish."

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"

"According to this box of cereal I am a family of 13 eating breakfast"