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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
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"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"
"Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake' videos..."
"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."
"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""
"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"
"At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."
"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."
"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."