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Joke of the Day

"An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket."

"why did god create the yeast infection so women could see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt"

"A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes."

"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."

"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"

"What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles."

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."

"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."

"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""