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Joke of the Day
"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."
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"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"
"I studied abroad for a year. But she got really creeped out and moved away."
"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"
"My belly is fat My brain has delay. You guessed it right. I'm from NA."
"People who leave careers to ""spend more time with the family"" must have really shitty careers or a MUCH better family than mine."
"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."
"Wife: you're drunk Me: no'm not Wife: I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME Me: HE JURSTA PRO BROY FUMMA FLOOR FLAMLEE Wife: Me: ok lil bit"
"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"
"Who delivers pizza in the hood? Popo John's"