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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"How do you spell ""nose"" is Spanish? nose"

"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."

"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny."

"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"

"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."

"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."

"I'm only two people away from having a love triangle."

"If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth."