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Joke of the Day

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"Who takes the most drugs? The police."

"I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing."

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"

"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."

"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"

"Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support? Whichever can reduce inflation."

"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent"

"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"