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Joke of the Day
"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"
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"What do you call a sexy BLONDE that understands what you're saying? A MissUnderstanding!"
"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."
"I'd like a new frog please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide."
"Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers."
"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""
"How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot? With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school. Rings A Bell."
"GOD: [reviewing solar system] hmm... i'll give it 5 stars EARTH: [imediately starts screamig due to masive gravitational pull of 4 new stars]"