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Joke of the Day
"My belly is fat My brain has delay. You guessed it right. I'm from NA."
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"Off to work... A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"
"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them."
"*paramedic holds me as a I lay dying* ME: Tell my family.. all I ever wanted..was a robot butler PM: With a top hat? ME: Of course you idiot"
"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"
"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"
"Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles."
"How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?"