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Joke of the Day

"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"

"1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening."

"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"

"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"

"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Lucie introduced me to the phrase ""peanut butter and jealous"" and I can never go back to what I so blindly called a ""life"" before"

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"

"Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access."