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Joke of the Day
"Who delivers pizza in the hood? Popo John's"
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"My grandfather is buried in that cemetery... Boy is he going to be pissed when he wakes up."
"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""
"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."
"*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty..."
"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."
"What does a cow's fart smell like? dairy-air"
"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."
"Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!"