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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."
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"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're efficient and don't have humour."
"Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants."
"I'd tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction..."
"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"
"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."