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Joke of the Day
"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."
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"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
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"A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, ""Do you share the same blood group?"" The husband replies, ""We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years."
"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to everything in it."
"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"
"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."
"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."