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Joke of the Day

"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"

"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"

"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you are drowning."

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men."

"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."

"I see dead people."

"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"