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Joke of the Day
"Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants."
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"You want to scare someone? Call them."
"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."
"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"
"What body of water is used for writing? The Apostrosea."
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"
"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."
"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"