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Joke of the Day

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."

"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."

"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"

"The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"

"Tell y'all what I know about dwarfs.. Very little."

"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."

"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."

"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"