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Joke of the Day

"Tell y'all what I know about dwarfs.. Very little."

"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!"

"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."

"People tell me I'm too condescending. That means I talk down to them."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"

"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"

"They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose."

"Time goes by quicker when you have fun But one does not simply have fun"

"[Game&Chill] Replace any word in a movie tittle with ""fap"" (For example "" Fap to the Future"")"