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Joke of the Day
"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."
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"Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed? So he wouldn't talk in his sleep"
"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."
"Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?"
"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"
"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"
"I just called the suicide hotline AND THEY DON'T THINK RUNNING OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP WHILE I'M EATING PANCAKES IS A REASON TO KILL MYSELFFFF!!!"
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."
"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""