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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"

"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."

"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"

"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."

"I think it's weird that characters in comic strips always recite the alphabet to fall asleep... ...But it's even weirder that they always time it exactly fucking perfect."

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""

"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"

"[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders"

"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."